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Connect without handing over control
Link a bank or card through a read-only connection. SpendSavage analyzes transactions but cannot move your money.
AI meets your transaction history
Your spending has jokes. We found them.
Link your accounts, get a savage AI roast based on what you actually buy, then turn the laugh into a practical savings plan.
Read-only connections. Nothing shared without you.
The founder promise
Funny with your habits. Serious with your data.
Read-only
Connections analyze spending without permission to move money.
Private by design
Personal financial data is not sold to fuel someone else’s targeting.
Share on your terms
Cards hide account details, and posting is always opt-in.
From denial to done
A financial reality check you’ll actually open.
No spreadsheets. No guilt spiral. Just a memorable look at where your money went and a clear next move.
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Get roasted by your receipts
AI turns your real habits into sharp, personal commentary—then shows exactly which categories did the damage.
“You spent $412 on delivery. Your kitchen is now officially decorative.”
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Share the joke, not your account
Export social-ready roast cards with balances, account numbers, and other sensitive details kept out of frame.
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Turn the punchline into a plan
Coach mode surfaces forgotten subscriptions, spending leaks, and realistic savings goals you can act on next.
Money Wrapped
Your month, summarized without the corporate voice.
See top merchants, your most questionable purchase, category shifts, and a progress score. Friend comparisons stay optional—because finances are personal, even when the roast is social.
Your monthly headline
The subscriptions formed a small government.
SpendSavage finds the recurring charges hiding in plain sight, then helps you decide what deserves another month.
Designed for sharing
Stories, short-form video & group chats
Designed for progress
Simple goals, clear trends, fewer leaks
Pricing without a plot twist
Start free. Go Pro when the truth gets useful.
Explore your spending story first. Upgrade for deeper coaching and more ways to get roasted.
Free
$0 / month
A first look at what your transaction history has been trying to tell you.
- Initial personalized roast
- Core spending breakdown
- Privacy-safe share cards
- Simple savings goal
Full savage mode
Pro
For turning every punchline into progress.
$6 / month
- Unlimited personalized roasts
- Deeper category coaching
- Subscription cancellation help
- Monthly Money Wrapped
- Opt-in friend leaderboards
- Smarter savings recommendations
Pro pricing is approximately $6 per month and may be finalized before launch.
Questions, answered
Your bank statement already knows. You should too.
Ready for the receipts?
Your spending can take a joke. Can you?
Get the laugh, find the leaks, and start saving without turning your finances into homework.
Roast my spending